Archive - Monsters & Mullets

All blurrgs! No Nazis!

Jan 13, 2024 •

March 2023

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that might be Jack Nicholson turning into a wolf?

Mar 18, 2023 •

December 2022

DEATHSTALKER (1983)

Needs moar Blurrgs

Dec 20, 2022 •

November 2022

Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (1985)

Needs Moar Blurrgs.

Nov 5, 2022 •

October 2022

The Ewok Movie: Caravan of Courage (1984)

Eight minutes is a long time on Endor.

Oct 21, 2022 •

September 2022

The Mummy (1999)

Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the riiiivvveeerrrrr

Sep 2, 2022 •

January 2022

The Karate Kid - The Legend Continues (Cobra Kai 2018-)

What we think about when we think about nostalgia

Jan 15, 2022 •

October 2020

Monsters & Mullets: Tremors (1990)

Way to go, dudes!

Oct 7, 2020 •

July 2020

Monsters & Mullets: Beauty and the Beast (2017)

There are a lot of air-quotes in this one.

Jul 15, 2020 •

November 2019

Monsters & Mullets: Ladyhawke (1985)

Come for the score. Stay for the low fantasy romantic buddy-comedy.

Nov 26, 2019 •

May 2019

Monsters & Mullets: Anastasia (1997)

May 10, 2019 •

April 2019

Monsters & Mullets: Enemy Mine (1985)

SHOUTY SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT

Apr 12, 2019 •

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